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A few thoughts (repost)

: almsthvn; November 22nd, 15:18

a few tweets from the past couple of weeks - collected here and deleted original posts ...

Thought for today: "Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment" ~Barry LePatne

"The nice thing about egoists is they don't talk about other people." ~ Lucille S. Harper

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

-- Bill Cosby

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: almsthvn; November 9th, 5:30

15:18 Support Mystery Science Theater 3000, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - bit.ly/4Ey1aC #
15:19 #mst3k fan? Oh yes! #
17:18 would like her security system to stop randomly beeping and scaring the bejeezus out of her! No more Paranormal tv shows for ME today! #
17:38 Good news - I won't be doing laundry all night. Bad news, the dryer broke. Clean, wet clothes everywhere. Hope they dry by morning. #
17:38 @michaelianblack True whether they're toddlers or teens. #
21:08 @fluffyguy Love Love Love! #

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By the way...

: almsthvn; November 8th, 16:23

It's November 8. It's not supposed to be warm enough outside to romp around in a tank top and shorts.

Fall in the midwest is so weird. A couple of days ago it was just barely above freezing and I had to scrape my windshield.

Not that I'm complaining, it's just hard to put away summer clothes while the temps are still bouncing around!

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: almsthvn; November 8th, 5:30

09:36 @chipcoffey Can you turn sensitivity on/off? For example can you watch scary/horror movies? I get too involved and can't watch them #
14:08 The inventor of "Chuckle Buddy" toys needs to be locked in a room w/them. Parents of noisy children don't NEED toys that make noise, too. #

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: almsthvn; November 7th, 5:30

21:48 My heart is so sad for those affected by the shootings at Fort Hood. :( #

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Tags: news

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: almsthvn; November 3rd, 5:30

22:33 is bummed that @chickmcgee1 has blocked me. I wasn't even being a stalker :( #
01:15 Ooooh! Billy Connolly on Craig Ferguson! (well, not LITERALLY, but on his show) #

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: almsthvn; November 2nd, 5:30

16:26 @tallglassofmilk that was a REALLY long wait to hear his voice! #
16:34 I think I just went for 10 minutes without breathing, until I saw Ryan Newman get out of that car. Holy Frijoles. #
16:48 Another huge wreck. Will you guys stop it? I'm getting too old for this. #
17:31 They sell all these Energy Boost products - what about Motivation? Is there a pill for that? #

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Sunday Story

: almsthvn; November 1st, 17:38

Our pastor told a little story today...

It was the time of the service when the pastor asked if anyone had any prayer requests. A woman went up front and asked the congregation to pray for her husband Tom, who had just had surgery on his scrotum. The crowd all winced. She described how it had been wired back together.. and everyone squirmed uncomfortably. When she finished speaking, she went back to her seat.

The gentleman next to her then rose, walked slowly and carefully up to the front. He began to speak "Hi, I'm Tom, and honey - it was my STERNUM... "

I was laughing too hard to hear the rest.

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: almsthvn; November 1st, 5:30

14:03 Autumn - kitties batting at the blowing leaves, a lovely cup of lemon tea, snuggling under a blanket with a kitty on my lap... ahhh. #
17:27 <3 her Geek! He wore his Captain Hammer costume today. *giggle* #
21:14 Katie was Trick or Treating while I was Trick or Tweeting. #

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Doesn't it figure?!

: almsthvn; October 30th, 20:31

I took Katie to her daycare's H'ween Party tonight. Since there's a lot of kids and touching of shared surfaces, I attempted to avoid touching my face for the hour we were there. My nose has never itched so much in my LIFE.

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Punkin and Pumpkin!

: almsthvn; October 29th, 21:29

Katie really enjoyed doing the carving this year! Hai YAA!
She named her pumpkin Pumpicula! Fear him! He is Mighty!

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: almsthvn; October 29th, 5:30

14:03 Come on shake your body baby do the conga! I know you can't control yourself any longer! #
21:13 ~ would have a much longer attention span if so many things weren't so *shiny*... #
- 08:29 Having cats is like having a toddler. For the millionth time, GET OFF THE COUNTER. #
- 20:59 don't wanna pickle, I just wanna ride my motorcycle! #

Writer's Block: Seeing stars

: almsthvn; October 27th, 22:06

Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?

Submitted By blue_mariposa88

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Raj Koothrapali on Big Bang Theory. He's smart, cute, and quiet :)

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: almsthvn; October 27th, 5:30

08:05 Oh look, it's Monday again. *gulp #
08:20 @bobandtom Won't Tom need a doctor's note to be allowed back on the slopes again? #
08:21 Was bumming that it's Monday when I remembered - it's #BigBangTheory night! *happy feet @kunalnayyar #
13:16 had szechuan chicken - sinuses are Now clear! (yum) #
23:38 AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The opening to Castle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!! @nathanfillion #

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: almsthvn; October 23rd, 5:30

09:10 @chickmcgee1 Dang, Chick, you just "out-gunnered" Gunner with that question to Grandma! #
09:35 is increasingly glad she's not related to John Phillips or Bernie Madoff. #
15:08 @kunalnayyar A home/school/care facility for battered women & their children. They'll get medical care & training for their new lives. #
00:51 ROFL.. Zombie Riverdance! Craig is so funny! #craigferguson #

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: almsthvn; October 21st, 5:30

00:38 My daughter's 2 favorite words, both said with attitude: "apparently" and "actually". #

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: almsthvn; October 20th, 5:30

00:05 @wilw Tonight's #bigbangtheory was lovely! #
00:10 @kunalnayyar Enchanted Bunny! #
00:12 I've said it before, will say it again... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Big Bang Theory!! #bigbangtheory #

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: almsthvn; October 19th, 5:30

13:30 began doing some Christmas shopping IN OCTOBER. This is NOT normal. Could it be a form of Yule flu? #
00:41 slept too much today and now isn't sleepy. Ruh roh. #

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: almsthvn; October 18th, 5:30

09:38 Hey, what's going on ? VH1 is showing music videos. #
15:02 The ads that say "Have a Happy Period" make me want to hurl things at the tv. That can't be good advertising. #
20:43 almsthvn @bobandtom are collecting slogans for @chickmcgee1. @fowlerdogg suggested: 'Chick McGee - at least I'm not Bob Zany'. *gigglesnort! #
00:51 @THEsaragilbert That doesn't work for me. By Christmas, I can't find the things I bought in advance. I like shopping on 12/24, anyway! #

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Extra Icon thanks...

: almsthvn; October 17th, 15:58

to the wonderful

htbthomas for her Big Bang Theory icons!

This one (of Sheldon not-so-willingly participating in saying "grace") is from season 3, episode 1.
It's a cute little prayer - I think we'll use it sometimes, too!

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